Zartoolie the Ecological Wizard

All Lieutenant Bainbridge wants is a quiet night at home.  Sadly, his friends have other plans.  Will Bainbridge ever get to enjoy a dish of figs in peace and quiet?  Or will he be condemned to a lifetime of torment by Zartoolie, Officer Jenkins, and Ms. Evelyn P. Tranchbox?  Featuring the voice talents of Ben Masten and Lorraine Cink, with a very special President’s Day message from Boswell.